Post reblogged from In My Boxers Half Stoned 💋 with 31,304 notes
there should be a word for platonic crushes
like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard
why isn’t that a thing
there is
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME
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Post reblogged from In My Boxers Half Stoned 💋 with 108,996 notes
i figured out how to request money on paypal
my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no
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id rather cut off my foot than be rude to someone who doesnt deserve it
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Post reblogged from In My Boxers Half Stoned 💋 with 104,814 notes
imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
The Capitol was wrong this is the best use of jabberjays
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Photoset reblogged from In My Boxers Half Stoned 💋 with 75,127 notes
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
I’m sad cos I need this & idk where to find one.
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i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….
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Quote reblogged from In My Boxers Half Stoned 💋 with 8 notes
I’ve got my mouth. It’s a weapon. It’s a bombshell. It’s a cannon. I’ve got my words. I won’t give them mercy, mercy. I’ve got my words. I hope they hurt you. I hope they scar you. I hope they heal you. I hope they cut you open, make you see you’ve been warring for all the wrong reasons. Make you see that some things are worth bruising for. Make you see that your name is your honor code. Make you see that your hands you’re accounted for. Pick & choose where your sweat & your blood will go. Make you see your life’s not to be lived alone. Run their spit through your hair. You’re worth nothing, nothing.
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